ask yourself

- Will I die wearing this shirt?

- If a butterfly flaps it's wings in Brazil, will it chain reaction and make me sneeze?

- Can a modern woman and a today-man coexisit harmoniously together under the same roof?

- Would sex be more enjoyable if it wern't for catholicism?

- Do I have something in my teeth?

- If men think about sex every six seconds, than how often do boys?

- Is homosexuality natures idea of population control? Or jsut another biproduct of chaos

- If metrosexuality isn't a biproduct of chaos (urban chaos), is it natures sense of humor?

- Is jealousy a biproduct of morality?

- If eyes are the window to the soul, where is the front door?

- Dare i ask, the back door?

- Is that really George Washington on the one dollar bill? Or is it that Adam Weishaupt guy?

- Did the vikings have anything to do with how beautiful and well endowed scandanavian women and eastern european women are?

- If California is going to fall off into thr Pacific eventually, will Arizona (by default) become the fake boob capital of the world?

- Are there such things as soulmates?

-Wow, nice to meet you. Do you do yoga?

- Are we all innately good?

- Is true monogamy possible?

- Can a man or a woman truly be happy with one person for the rest of his/her life?

- Do androids dream of electric sheep?

- Does my ass look fat in these jeans?

- Do you have to love someone in order to hate them?

- Is your girlfriend crazy, or are you?

- Can someone really be accident prone?

- If we never got sick would we enjoy enjoy health?

- Will anything ever upstage denmin?

- Has there been, is there, or will there be someone who is universally desired?

- When will we be able to travel without moving?

- Does thought affect matter?

- Is anybody listening?

- Do men find someting attractive about every woman they see?

-is political correctness just a phase?

- Which is more important, the pencil or the eraser?

-looks of personality?

- choose one

-taste

-sight

-smell

-touch

-hear

-What would Stevie Wonder choose?

- Why does it make us feel better when strangers suffer?

- Do all men fantasize about threesomes?

- Is vanity biological?

- Is Starbucks evil?

-If scars, stretchmarks, and wrinkles are roadmaps, why do westerners slave over covering their tracks?

- How many people getting tattoos right now will have them removed?

-Are flowers narcissistic?

- As human beings grow older, we inevitably become aware of our fragility as an animal. So why do we treat the earth like an unbreakable machine as we get older?

- If you don't need a licence to be a parent, why do we need one to fish?

-When life expectancy for men was 30-is, were teens having midlife crisis?

-If prostitution was the first profession, what came second? (no pun intended)

-If so many things "Taste like chicken" then are dietary choices largely aesthetic? 

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-If alternate universes were a reality, would they too have reality TV?

- are farts inately mischevious?

- If golf courses are the playgrounds for the rich than where does mini-golf stand?

CC Tm B.B.